Summary of Trump’s National Emergency Speech

For those of you who missed Trump’s latest speech in the White House Rose Garden – where he addressed the national emergency declaration, the wall and the war on drugs – I’ve taken the liberty of accurately summarizing the key points. They are as follows:

  • “LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE 
  • I CAN HAZ NATIONAL EMERGENCY & HAMBERDERS?
  • DRUGS ARE BAD, M’KAY?
  • I CAN’T GET THE IMAGE OF RODRIGO DUTERTE’S BEAUTIFUL PULSATING COCK OUT OF MY HEAD!
  • IVANKA READ ME MEIN KAMPF ONCE AND IT WAS BIGLY.”

As always, really riveting stuff, not at all indicative that the “President” of the United States is a sundowning narcissistic piece of shit pathological liar with a base of drooling dimwits who will believe any blatantly false defecation that falls out of his stupid, worthless facehole.


“A president who claims he has an absolute right to declare a national emergency and spend government funds that Congress has explicitly refused to appropriate for the ends he seeks, is assuming the role of a dictator.”

– Robert Reich

Now, here are some actual facts: